Whatashield

Whatashield

(n.)
When someone hides behind the word “whataboutism” to avoid admitting they’re being a hypocrite. Basically calling every fair comparison a deflection, so they don’t have to deal with their own double standards.

Example:
Person A: “Trump shouldn't be able to punish his political enemies!”
Person B: “I agree, but let's not forget that y'all didn’t even peep when Obama literally went to the Nixon playbook by using the IRS to go after Tea Party groups because they opposed his agenda.”
Person A: “DAMMIT WHATABOUTISM!”
Person B: "Nah fam, that’s called a precedent and you're using a whatashield."

by SnarkTank September 15, 2025

what is guu

A greeting made popular by Kick streamer LilSkamLive, his unique way of saying “wassup”. The phrase is also used by his community, the Skam Loyals Gang (SLG).

Lil Skam: “What is guu, what is guu!”
Chat: “WHAT IS GUUUU!”

by SLG4L September 17, 2025

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

What You Sayin'

Phrase in British slang originating from Jamaican Patois, the original phrase being "Wha yu ah seh,"

Like it's Jamaican equivalent, it is often used as a greeting to ask "how are you," or "How's it going."

This phrase is best avoided in any setting besides casual greetings where slang is appropriate.

This phrase isn't to be confused with "What are you saying" an informal question asking someone to repeat what they said.

Friend 1: Ayyy! What you sayin' man!
Friend 2: Yo I'm good!

by Neximue September 27, 2025

What could go wrong?

A thing people say when they want to have awful things happen to them.

What could go wrong? It's "probably" safe!

by heykidslikecocaine?followme October 2, 2025

What about YOU

What about YOU AOC? Do you have a spicy Latina clapback for "Dead Indian kid because he told the truth about stealing but you want to lie to spite me so I don't get paid for AI?" Is there a spicy Latina clapback for that? Because we all know you read some of it. Right? And YOU reading some of it un front of the senate you confirm that the other senators are aware peripherally at least.

Hym "So what about YOU? You got anything for that one? You want to make a public statement on YouTube or anything about that or do you not want to talk about the refusal to speak about the guy who is being stolen to LEADING UP TO his death. Because the refusal to talk about it was happening BEFORE the kid blew the whistle and died. So DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW OR AFTER MOR KIDS DIE AOC? Because there was a BEFORE here. So you did SOMETHING for 3 years before that guy died. I was here. I've been reporting everything that has been happening here. In that 3 years I had as much of an audience as I have had now. I've been saying the thing the WHOLE time. I likened it to stealing my purse. My purse is being stolen THAT OTHER GUY CONFIRMS THAT IT'S HAPPENING, DIES (mysteriously the parents claim it was murder), AOC does what? What does AOC do there? Where are the Indian lives matter protests AOC?"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

What the hello

A playful way to state your shock and confusion to a situation at hand, while avoiding cussing.

Chris “that dude has a lump on his elbow.”
Cross- “what the hello.”

by Jacob (dragon) Howard April 27, 2025