Ur mom

one of the fattest creatures on this planet can be found dating nikocado avocado at macdonadls and is fatter than the earth

person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this

"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"

by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023

sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

Ur Mom

What more do I have to say

Ur Mom

by The One who Says Ur Mom April 10, 2024

Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024