Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
by cy0man February 06, 2022
Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary
by unslim shady or lil whale February 24, 2022
A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches
by Weinerman12 November 10, 2020
-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
by Diako Ak. March 05, 2019
he had a small penis
by mrwoofwoof March 30, 2020