Red Gusher

When you eat a woman out on her period, then get a mouthful of those glorious blood clots and go to make out with her while slowly spitting the clots into her mouth

Me and my girl were going at it when !WHAMMIE! I gave her a taste of that Red Gusher.

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

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Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

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Red

A color

Red

by 7.d.three April 19, 2022

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A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

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