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Allison Brown

A woman who doesn't give a fuck
by Kedaski February 12, 2019
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Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick
"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."
by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024
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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
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Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
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French Brown

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.
by SandraWee September 9, 2022
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Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

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Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009
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Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.
Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!
by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025
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