Zoot'n'boot

Getting zooted and dancing

Today I had a zoot'n'boot before work and I had a good day.

by Chrissynitenite December 19, 2022

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022

Zooter

The noun form of one who is zooted

Guy 1: “Yo why is this dude swerving in the road like that”

Guy 2: “Idk it’s just some zooter”

by zootercooter1234 April 27, 2023

zooted on the booch

Chas’s version of “being high”

Me: “hey Chas how much did you smoke”
Chas: “idk man but I’m zooted on the booch

by Yaboimahammed77249/2 June 7, 2023

Zooties

When a person start acting a fool after smoking weed

He got the zooties after he smoked that good za

by biltchass August 28, 2023

Zooted

Ridiculously tired from lack of sleep.

I only slept 3 hours last night, it got me so zooted…

by JdPham07 September 20, 2023

Zoosexual

Zoosexuality is a sexual attraction to non-human animals. People who are zoosexual are generally also romantically attracted to animals.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.

SCENARIO 1: Zoosexual vs Anti-zoo
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself

SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality

by funnyguyboy69420 November 27, 2023