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englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!
by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.
by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009
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Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.
by superbad1 April 3, 2009
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Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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SHIT

Acronym for "sure happy it's Thursday."
I'm SHIT because tomorrow's Friday!
by TJ E October 6, 2010
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SHIT

SHIT IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS .
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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