Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! October 9, 2015

plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.

Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.

by Conbox September 7, 2011

Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.

Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!

by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

Rice wife

Bad bitch

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Yelling wife

Yelling wife is defined as if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Don’t try to become a yelling wife; otherwise, I am going to get those noise-cancelling headphones.

by Urban_Ritz September 22, 2021

Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.

If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .

by Big Nut September 12, 2021