Camping wedgie

Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Jean Wedgie

A wedgie but with the jeans instead of the underwear

I gave this girl a killer jean wedgie today

by Wedgie_expert101 March 19, 2021

Don’t wedgie over it.

A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.

When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”

by LES94 June 22, 2025

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Coochie Wedgie

When a secure Woman is blessed with a package between her legs that tends to get a little hungry.

The act of a Woman’s under garment keep rising between the lips of her Temple.

We attended a Pool Party and this beautiful womans bathing suit was all in her Puddin giving a serious Coochie Wedgie.

by B.G💪🏾💪🏾 July 15, 2018

Wedgie Booty

A young man who seems to be a very black individual and smells like complete shit. You don’t want to be around him unless you want your bets clothes to smell like fucking ass. Avoid this man at all costs.

Danny: Yo who is that walking?
Andres: I don’t know could that be..?
Danny: OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA WEDGIE BOOTY!!!!!!

by dannylovesbigbigbigbooty March 2, 2023

Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.

Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.

by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021