wank bank

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.

Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

rib wank

a tit wank when a girl has no/small titties

hank'' i got a rib wank offa kerry last night''

by mr snipples May 8, 2008

Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

wank roll

half a (communal) toilet roll or less, that is descretely abducted from the bathroom, to accompany a boy on a lonely nights activity.
sometimes more than one of them can be found in the male bedroom, as the wank roll is not a particularly jealous breed.

- We´ve run out of bathroom tissue again.

- Oh, sorry. i took it as a wank roll!

by cornerstone-enders October 28, 2007

crispy wank

its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping

i had a crispy wank

by batmans cat September 24, 2009

Legacy wank

When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake

I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.

by The cunt lord June 3, 2015

Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005