ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

venting

Drinking a Coors Light with a vented widemouth can that lets in air for a smooth refreshing pour

*guy sitting with his girlfriend and phone rings from his drinking buddy*

guy on phone: oh wooow, im there for you buddy

*off phone*

guy: That was brad... he really wants to.. vent.

girl: you should go

*guy shows up at buddies house with 12 pack of coors light*

LETS VENT!!!

*later guy on the phone w/girl*

girl: is he okay?

guy: i think we will be venting a little longer.

by DucksOverBeaversAlways December 14, 2009

ventroll

a man with with an extremely large penis.

Tommy Lee Jones is a ventroll

by Apollocreed October 8, 2008

Vented wide mouth

a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light

dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!

by goofygoofball May 17, 2010

ventiocho

To milk the prostate. To insert with 2 fingers, shocker style.

"The doctor ventiocho'd me, said Ali"

Dr. Jen said to ventiocho 2 times per day

by Lameboat August 2, 2015

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

The act of masturbating your penis until the skin gets red raw and bleeds.

I spanked my junk so much I got a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 25, 2010