vaginal resonance

A leading biological theory which suggests that women are attracted to deep sounds (voices, cars going vroom vroom, and bass guitar) due to a vibration it creates in the vagina.

Girls love dubstep because of the extreme vaginal resonance.

by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014

vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

Vaginal apartheid

When half of your vajay goes numb from sitting in a weird position.

Damn, I've got some vaginal apartheid goin on.

by Puppynj0284 April 7, 2019

vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013

Vaginal Aspergers

Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.

Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.

by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017

Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.

Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"

by drevil November 2, 2007

vaginal dystrophy

A weak or susceptible vagina / female genitals that cannot withstand prolonged periods of abuse or have unusually low pain tolerance during intercourse.

Briana: When I have sex with my boyfriend, it becomes unbearable after even a minute
Doctor: It sounds like you might have vaginal dystrophy

by Secondhand Woman 6969 November 17, 2014