Definitions by jiggyshawa

sui eyes 

The emptiness in the eyes of someone who once had principles but has nihilistically ended their own soul ("sui") to no longer have the spirit or values they once had.

Coined in 2025 by Elephant Graveyard, retired for the original person it referred to, but exists beyond him.

I used to like him, but I stared into his sui eyes when he interviewed Peter Thiel for four hours and didn't answer any questions about Palantir and I couldn't do it any more.

sui eyes by jiggyshawa October 10, 2025

too real 

Something is so awesome and cool to look at that it bends the laws of reality

A: "My mum brought home some food for us."
B: "Too real"

too real by jiggyshawa June 9, 2015

slam whale 

An extremely fat girl who is up for anything sexually because she is so insecure. Good for a root if you're horny and can't find anything better. Slam whales all give great blowjobs (because they have to, and the chubby cheeks feel nice and warm).

"I haven't gotten laid in a month..."
"Just fuck a slam whale, dude, they're up for anything."

slam whale by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014

vaginal resonance 

A leading biological theory which suggests that women are attracted to deep sounds (voices, cars going vroom vroom, and bass guitar) due to a vibration it creates in the vagina.

Girls love dubstep because of the extreme vaginal resonance.

vaginal resonance by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014