He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust
by send noodles January 25, 2017
by Dyne Willow Work February 02, 2021
Darryls cottage
Darryls cottage is a great place to relax and hang out. After you get the cockroaches and spiders gone it's a little fixer upper
by Fixer upper April 16, 2021
all the kids that go to upper arlington smoke pot. you will not meet a single kid there that doesn’t smoke weed or get drunk everyday. it’s extremely common to find people crossed there as well. the kids that go there are rich as hell and they know it too. they walk around with sticks up their asses and if you tell them otherwise they will act tough at first but will then run and cry to their mommy your lucky if you meet a nice person from upper arlington high school
by allliieeeee August 02, 2022
Øvre Vang, or Upper Vang is the single greatest small town in Norway. The town is located in Hedmark and has the postal code 2324. Upper Vang is normally said to be utti gokk, but other towns like Nordbygda and Åsbygda are more utti gokk
Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip
During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who sent a letter to Hitler that they would give their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland
Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017
There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license
Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip
During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who sent a letter to Hitler that they would give their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland
Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017
There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license
Guy: Hey
Girl: "ignores guy"
Guy: I'm from Upper Vang
Girl: Why didnt you say that earlier "spreads her legs"
Øvre Vang / Upper Vang
Girl: "ignores guy"
Guy: I'm from Upper Vang
Girl: Why didnt you say that earlier "spreads her legs"
Øvre Vang / Upper Vang
by Mister Humpledunkers December 07, 2018
A portrait that has been cropped with the lips and chin remaining and has been tilted to the right at an approximately -30° angle. A take on photos you’d find at beauty centres, except it makes one go wtf.
by Jeffrey Brown June 04, 2021
A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018