Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019

uncle al

that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding

ah crap its uncle al everyone out

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park April 16, 2020

Uncle Danny

The dude who gets the best grub at the party and is always hiding food somewhere in his infinite bosom.

Let me know who’s coming over Saturday, Uncle Danny needs to get the grub up.

by psychhhl March 7, 2015

Uncle Eric

That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time

Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes

by Corianis February 12, 2021

Uncle Ricky

Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.

Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs

by The Uncle Ricky October 31, 2021

uncle glenn

A mixture of vodka and lemonade

There’s not enough vodka in the Uncle Glenn you made me.

by Brandonjohns906 August 12, 2018

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019