uncle stalin

Stalin but nice

wow! i tought that guy whas a Stalin but he is actually more of an Uncle Stalin

by pjolterping May 12, 2017

Alchy Uncle

A person you always bring enough alcohol for a party but ends up chugging it all themselves to impress other chicks.

Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.

by Kush Mama Ciga October 4, 2017

Uncle GP

A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be

Please dont let Uncle GP on our team, he is going to int feed and miss barrel combos all game!

by GotchaFukBui May 31, 2017

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.

So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.

by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017

uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016