Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rum… heavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 04, 2022

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 05, 2023

Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 13, 2023

Uncle Eric

That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time

Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes

by Corianis February 12, 2021