Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 06, 2009

Uncle Ricky

Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.

Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs

by The Uncle Ricky November 01, 2021

uncle flashbacks

when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...

"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*

by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 13, 2018

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 04, 2017

Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019