Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017

Uber

An extensive amount of something, The most of one thing you can have.

He has Uber love for me and I have Uber love for him.

by Shay+Shay April 22, 2017

uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.

Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

by Jammycat5000 August 6, 2017

Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

uber

An online app where you can book a ride

My bitch and I went through an uber

by boltjeffbest November 29, 2017

UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.

No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.

by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018

uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.

Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.

by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018