dirty tortellini

noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)

1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

by dirty tortellini May 4, 2014

fluffed torta

An SSBBW Vagina.

Definition An SSBBW Vagina
Guy1:Dude I was so drunk last night I banged this SSBBW her vagina was so big she had a fluffed torta.
Guy2:Whoa man! I love Tortas did you get her number for me?

by Bobbert92 September 10, 2015

tennessee tortilla

The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.

"Hey bro my girl and I did the ole Tennessee tortilla last night."

by Dr diddles July 17, 2016

tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.

I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017

sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

Lil Tortilla

One of the littest rappers right now, he flows like a lake

Ayo ya heard Lil Tortilla's new song "The Nile?"

by shadylackin November 12, 2018

Fresh tortilla

Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81

Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy

by Draymond black March 18, 2019