British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
by adamson kaufmannson March 7, 2010

by Revvie October 22, 2015

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.
La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.
by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.
Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017
