When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
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Get the turkish dagger mug.This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks
Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all
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if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
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