Business Tourette's

When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.

I’m so tired of listening to her dumb ass, business Tourette's comments in that meeting.

by Karl Magnum May 18, 2021

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You sure know your hentai. You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021

m.tsurisgf

m.tsurisgf Is mean and makes people cry, 0/10 dont not recommend being mutals with them.

m.tsurisgf Is mean but i love them

by m.tsurisgf July 23, 2021

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021

insecurity Tourette’s

When you randomly blurt out accomplishments and humble brags when around someone that makes you feel insecure.

Every time I’m around her, my insecurity Tourette’s starts acting up.

by Man called Fi August 8, 2021

Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.

by Y•Not August 9, 2021