A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
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1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
by dirty tortellini May 4, 2014
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Guy1:Dude I was so drunk last night I banged this SSBBW her vagina was so big she had a fluffed torta.
Guy2:Whoa man! I love Tortas did you get her number for me?
Guy1:Dude I was so drunk last night I banged this SSBBW her vagina was so big she had a fluffed torta.
Guy2:Whoa man! I love Tortas did you get her number for me?
by Bobbert92 September 10, 2015
Get the fluffed torta mug.The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
by Dr diddles July 17, 2016
Get the tennessee tortilla mug.The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017
Get the tactical tortellini mug.I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.
by JJJonesy January 14, 2018
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