total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Totally GAGA

When something is weird but in a cool way. First used by seniors during quarantine to describe how their life is going, “totally GAGA” is both playful and casual in normal conversations.

Bowie, your cats and dogs themed speedo is totally GAGA.

by MrStealYourCousin420 April 26, 2020

totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

scp momento before femur break.

he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

by GDJackAttack November 19, 2020