A total Ian

The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.

Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!

by BingoPer48 December 3, 2018

That Totally Will Smiths

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

by Idsylum541 February 19, 2024

total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

Totally Radically Amazinglyawesome

People who know inside they are awesome.

Some people wake up saying i am totally radically amazinglyawesome.

by Tyson Ritter February 3, 2010

Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013