Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

top gong

1st place trophy or award or medal

Adam got the Top Gong in the race.

by Og Gong March 31, 2017

bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 26, 2007

running top

the sexual movement of giving head

"did she give u head," "yeah she was running top."

by dingdongsoloooong May 14, 2018

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Bonnet Top

This is a insult in the north and basically mean you have a dead trim

You absolute bonnet top

by misterrjosh October 24, 2020