Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

top out

reach an upper limit

"she (car) top out at 130"

by eugeneka May 19, 2014

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020

Top Cuh

Top Cuh is used to describe the most powerful and intimidating person you have ever seen. The Top Cuh is usually 6'10 and 350 lbs. of pure, chiseled muscle. The Top Cuh is almost always related to street politics and is usually the gang's leader or highest-ranking member.

Wannabe Gangster: " Yo, you see that dude over there? We should jump him."
Real Gangster: "Are you special needs? That's Top Cuh, we don't need those problems in our lives."

by anonymous April 28, 2022

top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.

You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.

by BleachHub March 9, 2020