top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 11, 2011

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 03, 2020

top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 22, 2009

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 06, 2007

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 26, 2022