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soup that is too hot

An amount of soup, usually a bowl, that is just too hot.
Brittney: “Hey, try my soup Raymond!” Raymond: “Ooo ooh, my lips, this soup is much too hot to eat at the moment, I will wait for it to cool, this is soup that is too hot”.
by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018
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too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.
Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.
by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009
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its too big

What a girl says when a dick is too big to fit in her pussy.
Guy: oh yeah I'll stick my dick up it pussy.
Girl: its too big
by jdoexbox360 November 17, 2021
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Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012
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too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
by Your Mom January 14, 2005
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too much awesome

An event or item that is so full of awesome that it just cannot be contained with normal human terms.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar and it exploded from Too Much Awesome.
by AreaMan January 11, 2008
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Too much sauce

When you emit an excessive level of sauce or flavor, usually pertaining to people who "got the juice."
Hendrix: "Got diamonds on all of my fangaz"

Uzi: "Thats too much sauce"
by Vatito23 July 31, 2016
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