Tool Sandwich 

One who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being.

Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.

Tool Sandwich by wolfioligy January 10, 2010

tool bucket 

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.

Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.

tool bucket by francois m January 11, 2008

Tool Bagel 

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

Tool Bagel by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

Tool Smoocher 

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

Tool Smoocher by rooster14 August 19, 2008

tool party 

A "get together" consisting of overdressed, douche baggy males also known as tools.

Josh is ironing his shirt at 10PM on a Friday night, he must be going to a tool party tonight.

tool party by MadTownC15 March 21, 2010

Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

Tool donkey by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011

Tool-Bag-ish 

To be annoying or embarassing with a friend in a group environment through immature means.

"I expected more out of you two. I mean talk about tool-bag-ish..."

Tool-Bag-ish by Swellsbury69 September 20, 2011