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NO TOMATO

Person 1: oh shit, look at dat alligator!

Person 2: dats a crocodile?

Person 1: tomatoe

Person 2: NO TOMATO
by ShovieGroovy September 8, 2021
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Tomato Bo

A Bo Burnham fan that is on the side of the tomatoes, often following the church.
Did you see that Tomato Bo over there? Aren’t they cool?”
by CheesyBug September 12, 2021
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Tomato

Tomato
Tomato
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021
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Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.
"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."
by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021
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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
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Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021
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Tomato’s

Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!

Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021
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