lettuce juggling

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight
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Hot Dog Bun Gun

A gun that shoots hot dog buns into mouths of people that the hot dog bun gun man deems worthy
Hot dog bun gun man: you are not worthy
Bill: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoooOoOo i Want a hot dog bun shot in my mouth with a gun
Hot dog bun gun man: next
Hot dog bun gun man: you are worthy
Dave: LEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is my dream, i love getting hot dog buns shot in my mouth.
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Tomato

Tomato
Tomato
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 20, 2021
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russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.
Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 18, 2021
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