Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf Gang

An awesome group of dank people in discord, seen as some of the most lit people in this universe.

Do you know “loaf god bootyratchik”? Hes so cool, hes the leader of loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.

by loaf god bootyratchik December 5, 2017

loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 8, 2018

like a slice of marble loaf

The thing is "alright" or just "okay"

-This linear algebra lecture was like a slice of marble loaf
- I thought you said it was okay
- Exactly

by KateT_0_0 April 11, 2022

Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 3, 2017

Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait

"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."

by 7 way May 31, 2022

Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes

Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021