junk juice

juice to drank to get ya junk swoll.

i drank dis juice it was grape and it got my junk swoll.... it must have been dat "junk juice"

by purplepenguin420 July 24, 2011

suck my junk

Actual definition means to order oral sex boy to girl. However mostly used to tell someone to go away for show disagreement with a view or as a retaliation to an insult.

Jerry: 'Man you're a twat'
Keith: 'Suck my Junk'

Zack:'Suck my junk bitch'
Kelly:'Hell no Zack'

by Todge February 17, 2008

Junk in her Trunk

to put ones junk (penis) into another persons trunk (ass)

Male 1: Dude, i totally wanted to do her in the ass, but she said she didnt want my junk in her trunk.

Male 2: That sucks man.

by Cathouse3 October 27, 2009

boost my junk

The feeling you get after being complimented

2Chainz: Yu know yu fine right
2Necklaces: Yu just boost my junk

by 2Necklaces September 28, 2012

Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

suck my junk

a)take a guess
b)the best cs clan ever

a)Hey ho, why don't you suck my junk
b)SMJ roxors the mixor.

by Genevieve's Phone December 12, 2003

on some real junk

A term in which you are referring to something being completely serious and or real.

"Hey, I just took the biggest shit. On some real junk".
"On some real junk, that's really too much information.."

by Rainifer December 18, 2008