Someone so hideously disgusting that they can only occupy dark wet areas in the bowels of large water-going craft. They are a tremendous nuisance and have a habit of riddling anyone who may come near them. The price of answering one of their riddles wrong is performing a sexual favor for the Bilge Troll.
Man, I ran into this super hot chick on the cruise I went on but we came across a Bilge Troll on our way to my room. Unfortunately, I answered wrong and... lets just say I don't think I'll be having sex again any time soon.
by nastynick69 November 01, 2009
Skill at passing off an otherwise troll post as a legitimate argument on a discussion board such as slashdot. The hope is that one motivates many well considered responses despite the asinine content of one's post.
Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.
by LaskoVortex July 11, 2008
Its been over a year since I heard from Andrew, guess he finally got the hint anf got off the troll train.
by Lilbit73 March 29, 2018
1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."
Mary: "That's what she said."
Mary: "That's what she said."
by Kmgtpezy April 06, 2011
Chris: Hey Fluxxy.
Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"
Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."
Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"
Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."
by Your Silhouette April 20, 2011
He's such a low troll!
by Slang Advisory Board May 15, 2020