by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 17, 2022
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
by PoliticallyCorrect May 30, 2022
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bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021
To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024
a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 22, 2012