British School of Tirana

The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.

A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?

by Mokky1983 August 12, 2022

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

A.S.S. Titanic

When a *male* ejaculates their semen into the anus of an individual, who then squirts that semen into a bucket of water filled with ice. So the "sea men" drown in icey water.

You heard of the ice bucket challenge, but have you tried the A.S.S. Titanic?

by Timma366 December 28, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

by BobCheckers April 4, 2026