Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014
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Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
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A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
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"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"
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"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
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