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Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.
Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.
by Nut Walters January 7, 2015
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snatch snap

The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.
Sam is in the hospital from the horrific snatch snap he experienced last night after the party.
by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008
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Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.
Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !
by kneejerk December 27, 2013
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snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.
I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.
by aikybrky September 15, 2009
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Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".
The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."
by Kuerno May 21, 2008
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ghetto snatch

to take something menial without reprucutions
I ghetto snatched fiteen milks during lunch.
by bootie master November 12, 2003
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pinch-snatch

Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.

Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.

Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."

The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
by Brandywine September 22, 2006
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