Screw Associate

A polite and kindful way of saying that somebody is a f*** buddy.
Kimberly and Jonathan were friends with benefits AKA screw associates during work hours
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Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.
Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.
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Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 04, 2020
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Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.
Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test
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Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)
Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."
by Hym Iam September 19, 2022
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