by Oldenphat May 7, 2010

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!
by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
by NewPwnage September 12, 2013

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006

To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011
