Pat

Whatever u do, don't check hos basement.

Victim: What's that slippery sound coming from the basement?
Pat: You'll know soon..

by General Mpamphs December 25, 2020

...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you

You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.

Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat

Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?

by King Brian October 29, 2021

Pat Pat

A brand that has a sale on children's clothing that has an ad that shows up everytime I look on my phone

Here goes the lyrics ...
"Pat Pat cute clothes, Pat Pat quality clothes, Pat Pat great price." And then it repeats over and over again.

by an orangutan who died on October 30, 2021

Pat

Pat is my girlfriend’s name, it’s a very pretty name and I like it very much :)

Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)

by Jojo’s Homosexual adventure August 13, 2021

Pat Benatar

An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.

Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021