Robin Yankee Pat

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).

Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".

by Nikos Demeterius March 13, 2010

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014

Pat Robbertson

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".

As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.

by Cooperator September 30, 2019

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 16, 2018

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012