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Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.
Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts
by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011
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ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened
"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"
by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011
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Ghost band

Ghost band is a band from Sweden created by Tobias Forge. The band makes rock/metal/satanic anchent٫ the band lore different from other band.
The band published their first album in 2010 named "Opus Eponymous"
Other albums:
Infestissumam (2013)
If You Have Ghost (2013)
Meliora (2015)
Popestar (2016)
Ceremony and Devotion (2017)
Prequelle (2018)
Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic (2019)
MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY (2022)
IMPERA (2022)
Spillways (2023)
"Bro have you heard this popular song called Mary On A Cross?"

"Yeah my favorite band called Ghost made it"

"Let me see that.."

"Interesting?"

"Bro tell me more about the band"

Later

"Bro٫ Ghost Band is whacky"
by Named.ghoul March 25, 2023
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Stinky Ghost

A very smelly poltergeist who just wants to be your friend. He is very depressed because no one wants to be his friend. Even though he is stinky, he is really friendly if you get to know him. You can summon him by singing the stinky ghost anthem.
by CactusBoi October 25, 2019
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Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.
by Stefaniyo April 13, 2021
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Grabbin' the ghost

Asking your partner to switch hands during a handjob, then hiding one's penis behind/under himself, only to leave their partner confused when they reach to find nothing is there.
Guy 1: You get any play from Rachel last night?
Guy 2: I told her that her right hand was cold, and when she switched up, I had her grabbin' the ghost.
Guy 1: Haha, fuck it, handjobs are boring anyways.
by Jazz Cigarettes September 9, 2022
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Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.
by You pleb January 12, 2022
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