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milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!
by Garden Milker July 15, 2009
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Garden Princess

On the online "news forum" fark.com, Garden Princess was one of the most successful threadjack/trolls ever. Though this person was using a brand new account and only posted a grand total of 5 times, they managed to keep the thread full of angry people demanding an argument for hours.
Word, Mike_71 pulled a Garden Princess and used religion to get attention.
by Rusty McLincoln January 5, 2005
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drag through the garden

A food item, all decked out with all the little goodies, deluxe style. Usually meaning vegetables, but not necessarily so. The opposite of plain. Frequently something that has been dragged through the garden has so much other stuff on it that the original or basic item is burried and lost. Sometimes used for a fast food "vegetarian" hamburger that consists of a bun, condiments and everything else - but no meat.

Usually used to mean adding all available items, especially with a hamburger, pizza or omelette. A hamburger with onion or a slice of tomato isn't dragged through the garden. A hamburger with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mushrooms, olives, green peppers and sprouts is.
"You want cheese on that hamburger?"

"Give me cheese and drag through the garden!"

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I ordered a cheese omelette, but this is a drag through the garden special.
by Old Radio Collector October 8, 2006
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Garden City, Michigan

A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.
"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.
by Garden City victum June 19, 2011
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Palm Beach Gardens

Where 12th graders fuck 9th graders with big tiddies. Also lots of crackheads, fiends, and other types of thots that suck dick for stigs,juuls, and most importantly fake dab carts.
Hey Julia from Palm Beach Gardens, would you suck my dick for 3 packs of stigs? I promise they aren't fake!
by idontlikeucauseusuck September 1, 2019
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garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller
jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face
by digger19620 May 29, 2008
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Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.
"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."
by Imperitus May 21, 2021
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