Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

Blood Egg

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

Eggs To The Legs

The female version of "Balls To The Wall." When someone is giving 100 percent effort, totally maxing out, jacked up on Red Bull flying full speed and they are a woman.

Eric: "Damn, sistah, you's flying fast and strong on getting that project done. You're balls to the wall"

Goodman: "Back that shit down, beeaaaatch! Ain't no homey, ain't no balls here mutha. Its Eggs to the Legs. Respect."

by Buffman6236 January 6, 2012

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"

Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.

by marcielovestheD July 19, 2015

Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019