Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

car cute

When an individual looks good from a distance, ie. when driving by in a car.

He drove past us so fast it was hard to tell if he was hot or just car cute.

With tinted windows, most of the population could be considered car cute.

by chisaii January 21, 2009

Muscle car

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.

Starsky and Hutch, Bullit, The Professionals, Life on Mars Etc. all include muscle cars

by pigeons99 July 4, 2012

car stripper

someone who pikes metal from cars and sells it on for a profit

jakub made a profit as a polish man from being a car stripper

by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017

patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.

Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!

by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008

car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.

I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.

by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016

rice car

An automobile, generally of import classification, that is souped up and characterized by use of stickers and decals that do not match any manufacturer of the car, spoilers that look like airplane landing gear, and hideous paintjobs and fart cans. See also rice rocket.

Note: rice cars may be driven by eggs or rice boys. Rice cars are not solely an Asian phenomenon.

"Check out Joe's rice car. He's got Celica lights on that shit, and that's an Acura. Look at that spoiler, too... man, that is the ugliest shit ever."

by raphael February 19, 2003