Teacher: Abby, you are going to fail my class!
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*
Abby: Isn’t there something I can do?
Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*
by y-axis March 10, 2021
28 year old people who only care about getting time off and money that they get and go on strikes about. They lose their shit if you dont finish your homework. They single you out in class and say that they act the same to every child. They lie.I cant explain how shit they are.
i do not like school teachers.
by yaaaaa12380234 February 11, 2020
Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 29, 2020
A teacher that usually has major rare black hair or rare white hair, its a main priority to tell these rare feminist witch teachers to fack off
by george maerkro November 06, 2017
Unlike regular teachers a rocketry teacher generally gets paid vast sums of money. Most are fairly skilled and possess a good deal of guts. This is, of course, because they deal with multiple small children and explosives at the same time.
by FireBush July 25, 2006
Example: Mrs Calver is a sexist teacher towards men. in Mrs Calvers class a boy found a pink pencil on the ground so he and asked the girl infront of him if it was her's then the girl gave the middle finger so the boy told the teacher (Mrs Calver) what the girl did to him in response Mrs Calver gave the boy a detention for bothering the girl the boy then tested Mrs Calver 2 weeks later by getting one of his friends how was a girl to get a pencil and asking if it was his so the boy gave the girl the middle finger then the girl told Mrs Calver about what the boy did and then Mrs Calver sent the boy to the principal and the boy got a 1 day suspension.
by Mrs Calver can die March 07, 2018
by robluxgod November 14, 2018