hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

by JohnThom February 21, 2017

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016

grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

lunch hooks

Long azz fingernails!

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!

by A DeMartini May 11, 2021

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013