A move Brayden Mayes uses on Kenzie Carlow during a movie that makes her hurt and not horny. She then slaps him and calls him a faggot.
by Bigdaddyslongdong 🍆💦 June 05, 2018
by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022
by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016
When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
by MadBantsForMadLads April 08, 2016
by Heybabycakes13 December 10, 2017
The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022
by SLAYERFUCKINRULES July 17, 2018