ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018

Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.

You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"

by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Joshua/the best person ever

Josh is the coolest of kids! He does NOT deal drugs with his grandma, no matter what anyone else says! If his last name is Hannington, he is the most amazing person you would ever meet! He usually loves penguins too.

Joshua/the best person ever is cool

by Josshshhahshsh November 24, 2019

Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

evers

A family that is defined by their kind-hearted nature and loving attitude. Knowing an Evers is knowing an honest and humble person. Loyalty and inner grace.

Have you seen Miss Evers?
Yes she is out there helping those in need.
Always doing what she can, I guess

Miss Evers, I am pleased to accept you at oxford college for medicine
Great, I will learn how to save lives

by I'm always one step ahead ! June 20, 2019