cancer hat

item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair

Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat

by super rogers September 8, 2008

sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

rachel hat

A Rachel Hat is a hat worn by a person named Rachel.

"yo what is that on your head rachel"
It is a rachel hat Bobert"

by LETTUCE FACE mc DERP NUGGEET March 6, 2017

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

De-hat

To take off someone's hat or to take your own hat off

Hey Joey are you going to de-hat yourself for the national anthem or are you going to be disrespectful?

by Bevinkrown February 6, 2010

Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....

"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"

by putholian aholian July 20, 2008

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016